We want to dance with you.
We want to drink with you.
We want to cuddle you in a corner where the lights are low.
This ain’t like all them other fancy-ass, semi-Austin, half-respectable, quarter-fun, boiled-chicken, fake-smile-selfie, cultural wastelands. We’re gonna throw an honest-to-God Party and have our friends there. You wanna be one? It’ll be a scene, you know, Elvis, Yul, other Kings you like – all mixed together in a party salad that’ll knock your gauntlets off. Come on!
Dancing, Drinking, Games, and Munching Like Kings
Your proud hostess, Her Royal Highness Rebecca “Hunka Hunka Burning Love” Havemeyer, will squire you through an evening of surprises & entertainments, foods & drinks all scored by the DJ stylings of award-winning band leader and composer Graham “Getting to Know You” Reynolds.
Love us Tender at our noble Silent Auction. Throw in on our fancy Raffle for a Trip for 2 to the Destination Of Your Dreams. Feast at the One Night in Bangkok, One Morning in Memphis Buffet. Belly up to the Jungle Room Bar (cash bar from the side bar) for the evening’s signature drink, the Rude Royale. Ride the Elvis Pelvis. Capture every moment with “photos” by Quick Draw Photo Booth. Or take a run at future moments with Tarot Card Readings by the granddaughters of Priscilla’s own psychic. Work up an appetite at the end-of-an-era Elvis/Yul/Henry VIII-style Dance Party (starts at 10:30) – There’s a Dance Off at 11:00 and then $5 Crepes at Midnight, created and served by the men of Rude Mechs wearing nothing but their chef’s aprons. Yes. Naked Crepes.
All proceeds benefit Rude Mechs and everything that goes on at The Off Center. Click here if you want to know more about our 20th Anniversary Season.
WHEN WHERE WHAT HOW MUCH?
When: Saturday, October 15, 8:00 p.m. til we’re knighted
Where: The Off Center. Yup, it’s the last Eye Ball in our beloved dirty-ass warehouse at 2211 Hidalgo St.
Dress: Anything that makes you feel like the royalty you are. Or like Elvis. Or like Yul Brynner. Costumes respected, but not required.
Tickets – we have two kinds:
$50 for one person to get in at 8:00pm
$70 for one person to get there at 7:30 for a special cocktail, hors d’oeuvres, and a surprise
Ticketing fee:
There is a $2/ticket credit card processing fee for tickets bought online. If you would like to avoid the fee, you can email us at staff “at” rudemechs.com, and we can do the transaction with you over the phone, or you can do it ye olde-fashioned way by mailing us a check with your reservation request by October 8.
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The Eye Ball
Event Co-Chairs
Shawn Sides & Sarah Stacey
Event Host Committee
Nicole Blair
Bobby Garza
Blanca Leahy
Mark Holzbach
Mike Martinez
Angeliska Polacheck
Sarah Richardson
Event Sponsors
